2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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