would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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