3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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