u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
