Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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