how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
