All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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