if you like me you must not know who I am
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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