theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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