Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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