You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i came on her dog
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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