how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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