No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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