i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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