and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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