Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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