So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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