I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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