You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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