Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it's like heaven, but drunker
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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