I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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