It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
