38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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