STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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