she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
