she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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