I think my vagina is haunted
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
no you cant smoke seaweed
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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