Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i now understand why vodka
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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