i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Randomize
