Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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