Welp...herpes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
they're like a gay fantastic four
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Dear god my vagina.
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