I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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