we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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