It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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