he puts the penis in happiness.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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