But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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