is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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