before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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