i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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