Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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