You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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