I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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