Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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