Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
