it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Mom said you looked used
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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