So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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