You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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