what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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