Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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