everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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